השטויות של אמא לא הולכות לפי התוכנית בזמן שהיא מנסה להפוך קצת שתן להשפריץ על ידי אוננות בזמן שהיא צריכה פיפי

Oh man, I don't think I've ever had such a frustrating play date with myself! I kinda needed a wee and I kinda needed a wank, so I thought I'd mix things up and go and lay on my bed and sort my horniness out and let the piss turn into squirt whilst stimulating my clit. Only trouble was, I'd dropped off the night before before taking my bedtime medication, so I'd had some brutal night sweats and felt rough so hadn't yet taken the pupster out. Meaning he wanted to play ball. One time I threw it, it bounced a couple times and it took him a while to find it. Sod's Law said he located it but couldn't get to it just as I'm approaching the orgasm and my bladder is starting to unleash a torrent of golden nectar! So infuriatingly, I had to go and retrieve it to stop him barking his head off. Absolutely fucking nightmare! Still, it means there's another video in its way of the much needed orgasm